I Don't Trust Kia Soul Drivers Tee

The I Don't Trust Kia Soul Drivers tee is an Unethical Threads original for anyone who's had that very specific gut feeling in traffic. You know the one. This isn't a car debate, it's a public service announcement printed on heavyweight cotton.

Who actually wears this?

People with eyes and a highway commute.

If you've ever watched a Kia Soul drift between three lanes at 47 mph with no signal, you don't need this shirt explained to you. You lived it. You earned it. This is the tee for people who've been quietly keeping score in parking lots and finally want the world to know where they stand.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a screen print on it
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because trust issues come in every size
• Classic crew neck, nothing weird going on structurally
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the message stays crisp and legible for the long haul
• Machine washable. We're not monsters.

Can I give this as a gift?

This is the gift for the friend who rants about Kia Souls every single time you're in the car together.

They exist. You know one. Honestly, you might be one. The I Don't Trust Kia Soul Drivers tee tells that person you were actually listening all those times, and that you agree. It also works for Secret Santa if you want to be the person who won the gift exchange.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt meant to be taken seriously?
It's a t-shirt, not a thesis. Take it exactly as seriously as you take Kia Soul drivers, which is to say, not very.

What sizes does the I Don't Trust Kia Soul Drivers tee come in?
Small through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it works on basically everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?
DTG printing holds color through the long haul. The distrust is permanent.

Is this only for car enthusiasts?
Not even a little. You don't need to know what a camshaft is. You just need to have shared a road with a Kia Soul.