Go Down In History On Your Sister Tee

The Go Down In History On Your Sister tee from Unethical Threads is exactly the kind of shirt that gets you uninvited from Thanksgiving. Heavyweight cotton, filthy joke, no apologies. If you know, you know.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who peaked in humor, not maturity. This is the shirt for the friend who always takes it one step too far and somehow still gets invited back.

You've got a talent for making people laugh against their will, and the Go Down In History On Your Sister tee is your uniform. Wear it to the barbecue. Wear it to the bar. Wear it to anywhere your sister's friends might be.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a translucent gym rag
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because bad decisions come in all sizes
• Classic crew neck for a clean look (the only clean thing about this shirt)
• DTG printed so the joke stays loud and crisp, wash after wash
• Machine washable, because we know you're not hand-washing anything

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

It's the best gift. No contest.

Birthdays, white elephants, bachelor parties, or just because you want to watch someone open a package and immediately question your friendship. The Go Down In History On Your Sister tee says what a greeting card never could. Wrap it badly for maximum effect.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt actually say?

"I May Not Go Down In History But I'll Go Down On Your Sister." It's printed right on the front. No subtlety here.

Will this shirt offend people?

Almost certainly. That's sort of the point. Read the room, or don't. We're not your mom.

What sizes does it come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Does the print fade after washing?

Nope. DTG (direct to garment) printing keeps the colors locked in. Turn it inside out, wash cold, and it'll outlast your reputation.

Can I return it if my sister finds out?

Check our return policy on the site. But honestly, if your sister found out, you've got bigger problems than a refund.