Dr Pepper Powered Fuck Machine Tee

The Dr Pepper Powered Fuck Machine Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. If your entire personality runs on 23 flavors and bad decisions, this is the shirt that finally says it out loud.

Who actually wears this?

People who have replaced water with Dr Pepper and aren't sorry about it. The kind of person whose fridge has a dedicated Dr Pepper shelf, whose coworkers know not to touch the mini fridge stash, and who considers "it's 10 AM" to be a perfectly fine time for their fourth one. You know who you are.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it costs more than your soda habit (it doesn't)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because even degenerates have standards
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that won't bail after a few washes
• Machine washable. Your Dr Pepper addiction, unfortunately, is not.

Can I give this as a gift?

Absolutely. If someone in your life won't shut up about Dr Pepper, this is the gift that validates their whole identity. It works for birthdays, holidays, or just a random Tuesday where you want to make someone's week. Fair warning: they will wear it constantly.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt actually have anything to do with Dr Pepper the brand?
No. This is a parody humor tee. We are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Dr Pepper or any beverage company.

What sizes does the Dr Pepper Powered Fuck Machine Tee come in?
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print crack or fade after washing?
The DTG print is designed to hold up. Wash inside out on cold, tumble dry low, and the colors stay put.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?
That depends entirely on your definition of appropriate. We'd wear it to brunch. Your mileage may vary.