Dr Pepper Tastes Better After A Felony Tee

The Dr Pepper Tastes Better After A Felony tee is an Unethical Threads original for anyone who cracked open a cold one with a brand new perspective on life. Some things just hit different after you've been through the system. This shirt gets it.

Who actually wears this?

People who've lived a little. Maybe a lot.

The kind of person who cracks open a Dr Pepper in the parking lot after their court date and thinks "yeah, this does hit better now." Also the friend group comedian who collects shirts like this because their personality is too big for solid colors. If you've ever laughed at something you probably shouldn't have, you're already the target audience.

• Heavyweight cotton. Not the see-through gas station shirt stuff.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. Freedom comes in all sizes.
• Crew neck. Classic and clean.
• DTG printed for color that lasts longer than your clean record did.
• Pre-shrunk fabric. The only surprise you're getting is from your mom's face when she reads it.

Is this a good gift for someone who just got out?

Perfect gift, actually.

Better than a card, better than a fruit basket, definitely better than whatever self-help book your aunt was going to send. Nothing says "welcome back to society" like a shirt that leans all the way into it. Pair it with an actual Dr Pepper and you've got the most thoughtful care package of all time.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt have actual Dr Pepper branding?
No. This is a parody humor tee, not an official Dr Pepper product. We're funny, not litigious.

What sizes does the Dr Pepper Tastes Better After A Felony tee come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart for exact measurements.

Will this shrink in the wash?
Pre-shrunk fabric. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it holds up fine.

Is this appropriate to wear to court?
No. Save it for after the verdict. Preferably the good kind.

Is this a good gag gift?
One of our most gifted shirts. Works for birthdays, bail celebrations, or just because someone in your life needs to own this.