AAA Drunk Cigs Dont Count T Shirt

The Drunk Cigs Don't Count tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who's ever sworn they quit but found themselves three deep on a patio at 1 AM. It's not a lifestyle. It's a loophole. And now it's a shirt.

Who actually wears this?

Smokers who quit. Social smokers who "don't smoke." People who only smoke when they drink, which somehow happens to be every weekend.

If you've ever said "I'm not a smoker, I just bum them" with a straight face, this shirt was made for you. It's self-aware. It's honest. Well, honest-ish.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper promo tee
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, 4XL, we're inclusive about it)
• Classic crew neck because nobody needs a deep V at a house party
• DTG (direct to garment) print that won't crack, peel, or ghost on you after a few washes
• Pairs well with bad decisions and whatever's on tap

Is this actually a good gift?

Absolutely.

If you know someone who does the whole "I only smoke when I drink" routine, this is the funniest thing you can hand them. It's cheap enough to be a joke gift but good enough quality that they'll actually wear it. Works for birthdays, white elephants, bachelor parties, or just because you want to call someone out without saying a word.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs pretty standard. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people go with their usual.

Will the print fade or crack after washing?

Nope. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Wash it however you want.

Is this a good gift for someone who "doesn't smoke"?

It's the perfect gift for someone who "doesn't smoke." They'll laugh, they'll feel seen, and they'll wear it to every cookout for the next three years.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends entirely on where you work and how much you like working there.