Drunkle Tee

The Drunkle Tee from Unethical Threads is for every family's favorite liability. You know the one. He shows up 20 minutes late with a 12-pack, tells the story your mom specifically asked him not to tell, and somehow everyone still loves him. This shirt is his uniform.

Who actually wears the Drunkle Tee?

Every family has one. Some families have three.

If you're reading this and thinking "that's not me," it's definitely you. This is the shirt for the uncle who peaked at beer pong and never looked back, the nephew already training for the role, or anyone whose family group chat has a warning system for holidays.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle whatever you spill on it
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (because drunkles come in all sizes)
• Crew neck, because you're not that fancy
• DTG printed so the colors survive as many washes as your reputation survives family dinners
• Soft enough to pass out on the couch in

Is the Drunkle Tee a good gift?

Honestly, yes. This is the gift that says "I see you, and I accept you."

Way better than another tie or a gift card he'll lose in his junk drawer. If your uncle has ever fallen asleep in a lawn chair before the food was ready, this is his shirt. He knows what he is. Let him wear it with pride.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the Drunkle Tee run true to size?

Yes. It's a relaxed unisex fit available from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is this shirt actually good quality?

Heavyweight cotton, DTG printed. It's not a gas station impulse buy. The print holds up wash after wash.

Will this offend my family?

If your family can't handle the word "Drunkle," they definitely can't handle the actual drunkle. The shirt is the least of your problems.

Can I wear this to Thanksgiving?

You can and you should. Pair it with cargo shorts and a cooler full of questionable beer choices.

Is this a good Father's Day gift?

Only if the dad in question is also an uncle. And if he is, this might be the most honest gift he's ever gotten.