Dude Be Named Noah But Don't Know A Thing Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Dude Be Named Noah But Don't Know A Thing tee from Unethical Threads is a back print dedicated to every Noah who's never had the right answer. Think of it as a public service announcement, printed on the back of a really comfortable shirt. Available in black or white, S through 4XL.

Who's this shirt really for?

Anyone who's dating, related to, or otherwise stuck in close proximity to a Noah who has never once had the right take.

This is less a shirt and more a wearable performance review. The design sits on the back, so Noah gets to read it himself when you walk away. If you've spent any amount of time around a Noah, you already know why this exists. No explanation needed. The name says it all (or, well, doesn't).

• Heavyweight cotton that handles as much punishment as Noah takes criticism
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL
• Classic crew neck, because not everything needs to be complicated, Noah
• DTG printed for color that outlasts Noah's attention span
• Design on the back of the shirt, because some things are better said behind someone's back

Is this actually a good gift?

Incredible gift. Possibly the best gift a Noah-adjacent person can receive.

Birthdays, holidays, random Tuesdays when Noah says something especially dense. It's specific enough to land and universal enough that every Noah's partner, sibling, or coworker will immediately get it. You don't even need wrapping paper. Just hand it over and let the back print do the talking.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on pretty much everyone.

Where is the design printed?

On the back of the shirt. The front is blank.

Is this shirt good quality?

Heavyweight cotton with DTG printing for color that doesn't quit. Built to outlast the relationship.

Can I wear this around Noah?

That's literally the point.

Does it come in both colors?

Yes. Black or white. Pick whichever matches your level of frustration.