Dudes Named Will But Won't Tee

The Dudes Named Will But Won't Tee is Unethical Threads' petty tribute to every Will who has the name but none of the follow-through. If you've ever dated, befriended, or shared a lease with a Will who couldn't commit to a dinner reservation, this shirt says what your group chat has been saying for months.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone who knows a Will. Which, statistically, is a lot of people.

The name's been in the top 10 for decades, so the dating pool runs deep and the disappointment runs deeper. This is the shirt you throw on for brunch after he cancels for the third time. It's also just a really good name pun, and those hit different when you're wearing them.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than any Will's promises
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Available in black or white
• Crew neck, because you don't need a collar to look disappointed
• DTG printed for color that actually lasts (unlike his interest)

Is this actually a good gift?

Yes. It's a perfect gift for anyone who's been let down by a Will.

It's also a power move if your name IS Will and you've accepted your reputation. Self-awareness looks good on everyone. Pair it with an apology for whatever plans you bailed on last weekend.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this come in other colors?

It comes in black or white. Pick whichever matches your mood about the Will in your life.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on everybody.

Will this shrink in the wash?

Follow the care label and it won't. Unlike Will, this shirt actually does what it's supposed to.

Is this about a specific Will?

Every Will. And no Will. That's the beauty of it.