Dunkin' Deeznuts Tee

The Dunkin' Deeznuts tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like, and somehow worse than you're imagining. A coffee-culture parody for people whose sense of humor peaked somewhere around a group chat at 1am.

Who actually wears this?

People who order their coffee black and their humor darker.

If you've ever sent a meme that made someone put their phone down and stare at the ceiling, this is your uniform. The Dunkin' Deeznuts tee hits that sweet spot between "that's hilarious" and "I can't believe you're wearing that in public."

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because good jokes come in all sizes
• Crew neck (the classiest thing about this shirt, honestly)
• DTG printed so the colors don't bail after three washes
• Machine washable, because we know you're not hand-washing anything

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift. Possibly the best gift.

If you know someone who sends you cursed memes at 2am, this is the move. It works for birthdays, white elephants, or just randomly showing up with it because you saw it and thought of them. That last one hits different.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Dunkin' Deeznuts shirt an official Dunkin' product?

No. This is a parody tee from Unethical Threads. We are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or probably welcome at Dunkin'.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for basically everybody.

Will the print fade after washing?

It's DTG printed, which means the ink is part of the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Wash it normally and it holds up.

Can I wear this to work?

Depends on your workplace. If your boss sends memes in the group chat, you're probably fine. If there's an HR department with a dress code binder, maybe save it for weekends.