Eat A Dick Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Eat A Dick Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. "EAT A DICK YOU DUMB SHIT" printed across the back in stacked text, because some messages are best delivered as you walk away. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who have run out of polite ways to express themselves. This is the shirt you grab when diplomacy has failed and you want the last word without opening your mouth.

The front is completely blank, which is what makes it work. You look normal. Civilized, even. Then you turn around and the conversation is over. It's the exit line you don't have to rehearse.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up to repeated wear and repeated insults
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because your neckline should be the least offensive thing about you
• DTG printed for color that outlasts whatever friendship you just ended
• Design on the back. Blank front. Strategic.

Is this actually a good gift?

For the right person, it's the best gift you'll ever give. For the wrong person, it's a restraining order.

You know who this is for. The friend who texts "eat a dick" as a greeting. The coworker who stopped pretending to care about office culture three years ago. Buy it for them. They'll wear it everywhere they probably shouldn't.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the back of this shirt say?
"EAT A DICK YOU DUMB SHIT" in big stacked text. Zero ambiguity.

Is the front of the shirt blank?
Yes. Completely blank. You look perfectly respectable from the front, which makes the back hit even harder.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Does this come in different colors?
Black or white. Your call.

Will the print crack or fade?
It's DTG printed, so the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. No cracking, no peeling.