Eating Cures Depression Tee

The Eating Cures Depression Tee from Unethical Threads features a full-color heart-eyes cat emoji planted right between "EATING" and "CURES DEPRESSION." It says everything you're thinking while technically saying nothing actionable in a court of law. Available in black or white.

What's With the Cat?

It's carrying the whole operation. The orange, heart-eyed cat emoji is printed in full color on both the black and the white version, and it's the reason you get to claim plausible deniability. The surrounding text reads like a PSA from someone who absolutely did not go to medical school.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're inappropriate, not unhinged
• DTG printed so the cat's heart eyes stay vivid for the long haul
• Comes in black or white (the cat emoji stays in full color on both)

Is This a Good Gift?

It's a perfect gift if you know the person. It's a terrible gift if you're guessing.

This shirt is a litmus test. If the recipient would laugh at it, you already know who they are and you don't need our permission. If you're not sure, go with a candle. But if you're buying it for yourself, you already decided three sentences ago.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Eating Cures Depression Tee actual medical advice?

No. It is a joke on a t-shirt. It is not medical advice, a prescription, or a substitute for therapy, medication, or professional help of any kind. If you need support, please reach out to a licensed professional.

What does the cat emoji on the shirt mean?

Exactly what you think it means. The shirt just has better manners than you do.

What colors does this shirt come in?

Black or white. The cat emoji is printed in full color on both.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly. That's between you and them. You can always point to the cat and say "it's about cats" with a completely straight face.