Elect A Clown Expect A Circus Tee

The Elect A Clown Expect A Circus tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who's watched the political circus and stopped pretending either side has a competent ringmaster. Nonpartisan frustration, heavyweight cotton, available in black or white. Because the circus never closes.

Who Actually Wears This?

Anyone who's politically exhausted regardless of which direction they lean. Left, right, center, completely checked out.

This shirt doesn't pick a team. It picks on all of them. Perfect for people who've realized that no matter who wins, the rest of us are still buying tickets to the same show.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than campaign promises
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed for color that actually lasts
• Available in black or white

Is This a Good Gift?

One of the safest political shirts you can give, because it roasts every party equally.

You can gift this across the aisle without starting a Thanksgiving argument. Works for the libertarian uncle, the progressive cousin, and the friend who just keeps saying "they're all crooks." They're not wrong.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt liberal or conservative?

Neither. It's anti-circus, which means anti-all-of-them. Equal opportunity cynicism.

What sizes does the Elect A Clown tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Does the print fade after washing?

No. DTG printing keeps the color locked in. Your faith in government will fade long before this print does.

Does this come in black or white?

Both. Pick whichever matches your outlook on the current administration.

Is the Elect A Clown Expect A Circus shirt appropriate for work?

Depends on where you work. If your office has a "no political statements" policy, this one technically roasts everyone, so it might get a pass. Read the room.