Emotional Support Snake Tee

The Emotional Support Snake tee from Unethical Threads takes the emotional support animal trend and aims it somewhere deeply inappropriate. An arrow and three words do all the heavy lifting. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, sizes S through 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

People with a fully intact sense of humor and almost no shame. That Venn diagram overlap is bigger than you think.

This is the shirt for the cookout where you already know everyone, the bachelor party nobody's posting about, or the random Tuesday when you just want to watch a stranger read your chest and slowly process what they're looking at. The Emotional Support Snake tee is not subtle, and it was never trying to be.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a costume from a bulk bin.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL. Snakes come in all sizes.
• Classic crew neck. Nothing fancy. The print handles the personality.
• DTG print for color that stays locked in through the wash. Your reputation, less so.
• Available in black or white. Choose based on your level of commitment to the bit.

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift if you want to learn exactly how well someone knows you.

Give it to your buddy, your partner, your coworker you actually like. If they laugh, you chose right. The Emotional Support Snake tee lands especially well as a birthday or holiday gift because the unwrapping happens in front of people.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Emotional Support Snake tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs a touch roomy. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. DTG printing keeps the design locked in. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be extra careful.

What colors does this come in?

Black or white. The design works on both.

Is this actually about a snake?

Technically yes. Spiritually no. Give it a second.

Is this going to offend someone?

Almost certainly. That's never stopped you before.