End Period Cramps I'm 6'3 Tee (BACKPRINT)

The End Period Cramps I'm 6'3 Tee from Unethical Threads is a back-print shirt for the guy who can't support a single cause without working his height into the sentence. Block lettering across the upper back. The cause in huge type, the height in tiny type underneath. He's helping.

Who is this shirt actually for?

Tall guys with a savior complex, or tall guys with enough self-awareness to know the bit is funnier when you commit to it.

The design sits entirely on the back. The front is blank, so you look normal coming and completely unhinged going. It's a public service announcement aimed at whoever happens to be walking behind you in the grocery store. Available in black or white, because even your advocacy needs options.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate after a few wash cycles
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (you don't have to be 6'3 to wear it, but it helps with the bit)
• Crew neck
• DTG printed so the letters stay crisp and don't crack
• Back print only. The front says nothing, which is more than most activists can manage.

Does this shirt make fun of women?

No. It makes fun of the guy wearing it.

The joke is about men who find a way to center themselves in absolutely any conversation, including ones that have nothing to do with them. If you've ever watched someone announce their support for a cause and then immediately pivot to something about themselves, you've met this guy. The shirt lets you be him on purpose.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?
Back only. The front of the shirt is completely blank.

Does the End Period Cramps I'm 6'3 Tee make fun of periods?
No. The target of the joke is performative male allyship and the compulsive need to mention height. The cause itself is not the punchline.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade or crack?
The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds up without cracking or peeling.

What colors is this available in?
Black or white.