End Period Cramps I'm 6'3 Tee

The End Period Cramps I'm 6'3 Tee by Unethical Threads is for the guy who heard about a cause and immediately figured the missing ingredient was his height. Heavyweight cotton in black or white. He's helping.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone with a friend, boyfriend, or coworker who has mentioned being six-three more times than they've mentioned their own mother.

This shirt is a tribute to that guy. The kind of tribute where the subject doesn't realize he's the punchline, which honestly makes it land even harder. Buy it for him. Buy it for yourself if you are him. Self-awareness is optional.

• Heavyweight cotton (the foundation for your charitable work)
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (yes, it fits a 6'3 frame, we're aware of the irony)
• Crew neck
• DTG print for color that doesn't quit, because your commitment to the cause shouldn't either
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

If someone in your life has ever opened a sentence with "as a 6'3 guy," this was made for them.

Birthdays, holidays, Father's Day. Works as an intervention too. They'll think it's a compliment. That's the best part.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the End Period Cramps I'm 6'3 Tee making fun of women?

No. The joke is the guy who turned someone else's problem into an opportunity to mention his height. The target is him, not the cause.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Plenty of room for your 6'3 frame and your enormous sense of civic duty.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it holds up. You'll still be 6'3 after washing it.

Does it come in other colors?

Black or white. Pick whichever best represents your dedication to the cause.