Enjoy Cocaine Coca Cola Parody Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Enjoy Cocaine Coca Cola Parody Tee is Unethical Threads doing what we do best: taking something wholesome and ruining it. Classic logo, wrong word, printed across the back so everyone behind you gets the full experience. Not a shirt for your LinkedIn headshot.

Who actually wears this?

People who think the D.A.R.E. program was funnier than it was effective. The party friend, the festival veteran, the one your mom warned you about. If you've ever been the reason a group chat went silent for three minutes, this backprint was designed with you in mind.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck because we're chaotic, not avant-garde
• DTG printed so the colors stay vivid long after your reputation doesn't
• Full backprint design: the party's behind you (literally)

Is this going to get me in trouble?

Probably. That's kind of the point. You're wearing a shirt that says "Enjoy Cocaine" in the most recognizable font on the planet. Some people will laugh. Some will stare. Your coworkers will pretend they didn't see it at the company picnic. We can't promise you won't get a talking-to, but we can promise you'll look good during it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually legal to wear?

Yes. It's a parody, which is protected speech. Whether your boss or your grandma agrees is a separate legal matter.

Where is the design printed?

On the back. Full backprint, so the person behind you in line gets the joke first.

What sizes do you carry?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?

DTG printing locks the color in. Cold wash, tumble dry low, and the design stays crisp.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends entirely on how much you like your job.