AAA Even Cowboys Get Tummy Aches T Shirt

The Even Cowboys Get Tummy Aches tee from Unethical Threads. Because toughness has a shelf life, and it expires the second your stomach starts making threats. A frog in a cowboy hat delivers the hard truth. You're welcome.

Who Actually Wears This?

Honestly? Anyone who's been personally victimized by their own digestive system.

This shirt hits hardest for people who love the cowboy aesthetic but also know the specific panic of hearing your stomach growl in a quiet room. You don't have to ride horses or chew tobacco. You just have to be a human being with a gut that occasionally turns on you. That's the whole qualification.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your stomach after Taco Tuesday
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because tummy aches don't discriminate
• Crew neck for easy on and off (important when things go south quickly)
• DTG printed so the cowboy frog keeps his color wash after wash
• Pairs well with antacids and poor life choices

Is This a Good Gift?

It's an incredible gift. Specifically for the friend who always says "I'm fine" while clearly not being fine.

The Even Cowboys Get Tummy Aches shirt works for birthdays, holidays, or as a get-well present for someone recovering from food poisoning. It's also solid for the person in your life who thinks they're tough but absolutely crumbles when their stomach starts acting up. You know who they are. They know who they are.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Even Cowboys Get Tummy Aches tee come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so there's room for you and whatever questionable meal you just ate.

Will this shirt shrink?
Minimal shrinkage if you follow care instructions. Cold wash, tumble dry low. Treat it better than you treat your stomach.

What's the print quality like?
DTG (direct to garment) printing. The colors hold up through wash after wash. The frog stays crispy.

Is this shirt actually funny or is it one of those "you had to be there" things?
People get it instantly. The frog, the cowboy hat, the tummy aches. It's universally relatable and immediately funny. No explanation needed.