Every Day I'm A Fresh Runny Smell Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Every Day I'm A Fresh Runny Smell tee from Unethical Threads is a very stupid corruption of a very tired slogan. It's on the back. The person behind you in line figures it out before you even remember you're wearing it.

Who actually wears this?

People who've said the original enough times that it stopped being edgy.

This is what comes after the existential phase: you stopped trying to sound deep and the words fell apart on their own. Say it out loud. You'll be annoyed at yourself for laughing.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a suggestion of one
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck (we're not reinventing anything here)
• DTG printed so the text survives your laundry habits
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift.

If someone in your life sends you existential memes at 2 AM and thinks they're the first person to discover nihilism, hand them this. The back print means they won't see it in the mirror. Everyone behind them will.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say?

Three lines on the back: EVERY DAY / I M A FRESH / RUNNY SMELL. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Is the design on the front or the back?

The back only. Front is completely blank.

Will the print hold up after washing?

It's DTG printed on heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it holds up fine.

Does it come in other colors?

Black or white. That's the lineup.