Everything I Love Is Illegal Expensive Or Blonde Tee

The Everything I Love Is Illegal Expensive Or Blonde tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose priorities are a little out of order. It says what your credit card statement and your dating history already confirmed. Back print, because you let people figure it out as you walk away.

Who actually wears this?

People who've accepted that their vices are their personality at this point. You know the type. Expensive taste, questionable search history, and a thing for blondes that their friends stopped asking about years ago. This tee fits right in at the barbecue, the bar, or the bail hearing.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a tag
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the colors don't ghost after three washes
• Back print design (let them read it as you leave, it hits harder that way)

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift for someone who already owns the truth about themselves. Birthday, bachelor party, divorce party, Secret Santa where you actually know the person. If you have to wonder whether they'd be offended, they're not the target audience.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

Is the design on the front or back?

Back print only. The front is blank so you can maintain plausible deniability until you turn around.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Wash inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but it holds up.

Is this shirt good for a gift?

If the person you're buying for has expensive taste, questionable hobbies, and a type, yes. If they clutch pearls, probably not.