Evict Congress Tee

The Evict Congress Tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who's watched C-SPAN and thought "every single one of them." Not left, not right, just done. This is the rare political tee that doesn't pick a side because both sides earned it.

Who's actually wearing this?

Honestly? Everyone from your libertarian uncle to your socialist coworker.

The Evict Congress Tee hits because it's not about party lines, it's about the shared national pastime of being completely fed up with all of them. You don't need to agree on policy, you just need to agree the building needs fumigating.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after one wash (you're making a statement, not an anatomy reveal)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're classy like that
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay as loud as your opinions
• Available in multiple colors for when you want to match your disappointment to your outfit

Is this actually bipartisan?

Yes. This isn't a "my team good, your team bad" shirt.

It's a "they're all terrible and we deserve better" shirt. Works at Thanksgiving, protests, and barbecues equally. Nobody can argue with the sentiment because the approval ratings speak for themselves.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt about a specific political party?

No. The Evict Congress Tee is an equal opportunity roast. Left, right, center, whatever that third thing is. They can all go.

What sizes does the Evict Congress Tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it works on basically every body type.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's heavyweight cotton and pre-shrunk. Follow the care label and it'll hold up fine.

Is this a good gift for someone into politics?

It's a perfect gift for someone who is tired of politics, which is basically everyone at this point.

How's the print quality?

DTG printed, so the design is part of the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Colors stay put through the wash.