Evolution BDSM Tee

The Evolution BDSM Tee from Unethical Threads picks up where Darwin left off. The classic ape-to-man progression keeps evolving, and apparently the final form of humanity involves leather, restraints, and a safe word.

Who's actually buying this?

People who've made peace with the fact that civilization peaked at the invention of the ball gag. If your sense of humor runs darker than your browser history, this one's for you.

Kink-curious, kink-committed, or just here for the joke. It doesn't matter. You get it or you don't.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles a beating (phrasing intentional)
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because collars are for other occasions
• DTG printed so the colors stay vivid wash after wash
• Pre-shrunk fabric, no surprises after laundry day

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly. Some people will laugh, some will pretend they don't get it, and a select few will clutch their pearls so hard they'll need a chiropractor.

The Evolution BDSM Tee isn't trying to be subtle. If you're shopping here, you already knew that.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a good gift?

If you know someone well enough to know their kinks, you know them well enough to gift this. Maybe skip the work Secret Santa though.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that works for everyone.

Does the print fade?

No. DTG printing keeps the graphic locked in. Your evolutionary progress won't wash away.

Is this shirt offensive?

To some people, yes. It's a comedic take on the evolution chart with a bondage twist. If stick figures in leather bother someone, that's a them problem.

What's the fabric like?

Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Solid without being stiff. Comfortable enough for all-day wear.