*NEW* Faguette Baguette LGBTQ Tee

The Faguette Baguette tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. LGBTQ pride meets French bakery wordplay on a shirt with absolutely no chill. If you need it explained, this probably isn't your shirt.

Who actually wears this?

People who think the intersection of bread puns and queer joy is peak comedy. The kind of person who'd rock this at Pride, at brunch, or at Thanksgiving dinner just to watch an uncle quietly Google something under the table. It's a personality test printed on cotton.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a paper napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL, because funny comes in every size
• Crew neck, keeping it classic while the graphic handles the chaos
• DTG printed so the colors stay locked in (your opinions will fade before this does)
• Pairs well with a strong drink and stronger opinions

Is this actually a good gift?

Only if you know the person. This isn't a safe Secret Santa pick. It's the "I saw this and immediately thought of you" shirt, and if that sentence doesn't apply, maybe just get them a gift card.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does Faguette mean on the shirt?
It's a mashup of exactly what you think it is. French bread meets queer slang reclamation. If you laughed, you get it.

Is this an LGBTQ pride shirt?
Yes, but with the humor cranked all the way up. It's pride with a side of absurdity, which is honestly the best kind.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit, so it works for basically everyone.

Will this shrink in the wash?
It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it holds up fine.

Can I wear this to work?
Depends entirely on your workplace. If your HR department has a sense of humor, go for it. If not, save it for the weekend.