AAA Fat Because I Fuck Your Mom She Makes Me Sandwich T Shirt

Unethical Threads made the Fat Because I Fuck Your Mom She Makes Me Sandwich tee for the person in every friend group who always takes it one step too far. It's a your-mom joke, a sandwich joke, and a confession all on one shirt. If you have to ask whether you'd wear it, it's not for you.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked at your-mom jokes in middle school and never looked back. The ones who make the whole table groan and then order another round.

This shirt does well at cookouts, dive bars, and anywhere people stopped being polite a long time ago. It pairs nicely with cargo shorts and a complete lack of shame. Your friends will either love it or pretend they don't know you (both outcomes are funny).

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because your-mom jokes are for everybody
• Classic crew neck so the shirt looks normal until people read it
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for colors that stay vivid even after your mom washes it for you
• Pre-shrunk fabric so it won't get smaller (you, however, are on your own)

Is this actually a good gift?

One of the best. If someone in your life has ever said something like this out loud at a family dinner, you already know they need this shirt.

It's a solid pick for Secret Santa, birthday gags, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of that one friend. Fair warning: the recipient will wear it constantly and you will be blamed.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the print fade after washing?

No. The DTG print holds up wash after wash. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it, but it's not fragile.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is this shirt comfortable?

Yes. Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. It feels like a real shirt, not a cheap promotional giveaway.

Will this get me in trouble?

That depends entirely on where you wear it. We make the shirts. What you do with them is between you and whoever's mom it is.