AAA Favorite Combo T Shirt

The Favorite Combo tee from Unethical Threads puts car keys and a bottle on the same shirt and lets you draw your own conclusions. It's dark, it's funny, and it's not for everybody. Which is exactly why you want it.

Who's actually buying this?

People who laugh at things they probably shouldn't.

The Favorite Combo shirt lives in that sweet spot where the joke is wrong enough to be funny but not so wrong that you can't wear it to a barbecue. Your friend who sends memes at 2 AM? This is their uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because nobody asked for a V-neck on a meme tee
• DTG (direct-to-garment) printing so the colors don't bail after three washes
• Pre-shrunk. We thought about your dryer.

Is this actually a good gift?

If you know your audience, absolutely.

The Favorite Combo tee is the kind of gift that either gets a huge laugh or gets you uninvited from Thanksgiving. Read the room and send it. Worst case, you keep it for yourself.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Favorite Combo shirt about drinking and driving?

Car keys and alcohol on the same shirt. You get it or you don't. We're not here to explain.

What sizes does this come in?

Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Runs true to size.

Will this shirt shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight pre-shrunk cotton with DTG printing. Wash cold, tumble low, and it holds up.

Can I wear this to work?

Depends on your job. If HR already knows your name, you're probably fine.