FBI Femboy Bussy Inspector Tee

The FBI Femboy Bussy Inspector Tee from Unethical Threads is a fake federal credential for a job that does not exist, delivered with full bureaucratic confidence. Available in black or white. This is a parody. The real FBI has better things to do.

Who actually wears this?

People who speak fluent internet. If you understood the full title without Googling a single word, this was made for you.

The humor is affectionate, the format is absurd, and the font takes itself way too seriously for what it's saying. It's a fake agency ID rendered in the most deadpan way possible. If that sentence makes you smile, you're the target demographic.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually holds up.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL.
• Crew neck. We didn't overthink it.
• DTG printed so the color stays put through washes. Your credentials are permanent.
• Available in black or white. Pick your agency dress code.

Will this offend someone?

Statistically, yes. But the joke is the absurd fake credential, not the people.

Same energy as slapping "CEO of Bad Decisions" on a business card. Nobody's the punchline except the concept of official authority applied to deeply unofficial things. If you or the person you're shopping for lives terminally online, this lands. If it needs explaining, just get them socks.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this an official FBI product?
No. This is an unofficial parody. The Federal Bureau of Investigation has no affiliation with this shirt and almost certainly never will.

What sizes does the FBI Femboy Bussy Inspector Tee come in?
Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Check the size chart on this page before ordering.

Does the print fade or crack?
DTG printing bonds ink directly into the fabric. It holds color through regular washes without cracking or peeling.

Is this meant to be offensive?
The joke is the absurd fake credential, not the people. Parody, not mockery. Your grandma might not get it, but that's a feature.

Does it come in other colors?
Black or white. Two options, zero compromises.