Feel Free To Dress Up At My Funeral Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Feel Free To Dress Up At My Funeral Tee is an Unethical Threads back print that delivers one final request on heavyweight cotton: FEEL FREE TO DRESS SLUTTY AT MY FUNERAL IT'S WHAT I WOULD HAVE WANTED. Dark humor for people who plan their exit with the same energy they brought to the entrance.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who've already told their friends what song to play at their funeral. Twice.

This is the shirt for anyone whose sense of humor doesn't expire when they do. If you've ever described your ideal memorial as "open bar, questionable outfits, absolutely no crying," this back print is just putting it in writing. The design lives on the back of the shirt, so people only get the full picture once you've already walked past them.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds its shape (because your last request deserves a solid delivery system)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because even dark humor deserves a clean neckline
• DTG printed for color that stays locked in
• Back print design, so people read it as you walk away. Fitting.

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

One of the best, honestly.

Give it to the friend who already has their funeral playlist on Spotify. The coworker who makes HR uncomfortable at every happy hour. Your dad who thinks he's funnier than he is (he might be right). Wrap it or don't. The back print does its own talking.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt actually say?
The back reads FEEL FREE TO DRESS SLUTTY AT MY FUNERAL IT'S WHAT I WOULD HAVE WANTED. The front is blank. Let the back do the talking.

Is the design on the front or back?
Back print only. The front is clean, so you can maintain plausible deniability until you turn around.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Everyone deserves a funeral dress code, regardless of size.

Will this shrink in the wash?
It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. The DTG print keeps its color through every wash. Your sense of humor is the only thing that might fade.

Can I wear this to an actual funeral?
We can't legally advise you on that. But if the person in the casket would've laughed, you already know the answer.