Feeling Pretty Vulnerable If Any Ugly Girls Wanna Fuck Tee

The Feeling Pretty Vulnerable If Any Ugly Girls Wanna Fuck Tee is Unethical Threads at its most shameless. A crude, self-deprecating pickup line slapped across heavyweight cotton in big block letters. Available in black and white, because subtlety was never on the table.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who've made peace with the fact that their sense of humor is going to thin out the dating pool.

This is the shirt you wear when your standards are low, your confidence is lower, and you've decided to just be honest about it. It's less a fashion statement and more an emotional press release. The kind of self-roast that only works if you actually mean it.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a neck hole
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck because we're crude, not experimental
• DTG printed so the text stays sharp and the color doesn't bail after five washes
• Black or white only. Pick your fighter.

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

It is if you know your audience.

This lands perfectly for the friend who says the worst thing at every dinner party and somehow gets invited back. It is not the right gift for your coworker, your pastor, or anyone who has ever described themselves as "easily offended." If you have to wonder whether they'd think it's funny, they won't.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the print crack or fade after washing?
No. The DTG print holds its color and detail wash after wash. Just turn it inside out, wash cold, and skip the dryer if you want to be extra careful.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page if you're between sizes.

Will this shirt actually get me laid?
Statistically unlikely. But it will identify the people in the room who share your sense of humor, and that's a start.

Is this shirt going to offend people?
Yes. That is not a bug. If you need a shirt that plays well at family reunions, we have those too. This is not one of them.

Can I return it if it doesn't fit?
Check our return policy page for full details. We want you to actually wear the thing, not shove it in a drawer.