Felching King Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Felching King Tee from Unethical Threads is a backprint that crowns you royalty of something most people have to Google. Printed across the back of a heavyweight cotton tee, it broadcasts your self-appointed title to anyone walking behind you. They'll either get the joke or wish they hadn't.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked at shock value and never looked back. Gag gift recipients. The friend in your group chat who sends things you can't unsee.

If you're searching for this shirt, you already know what it means and you're not embarrassed about it. The Felching King Tee is for the person who wants their back to do the talking. Most people won't clock it. The ones who do will either respect the commitment or avoid eye contact forever. Both outcomes are a win.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because the crown fits all heads
• Classic crew neck (you look completely normal from the front, which is kind of the point)
• DTG print that keeps its color through the long haul. Your reign doesn't fade.
• Design is on the back only. The front is clean. Plausible deniability built right in.

Is this actually a good gift?

It's the best gift for someone you know well enough to offend on purpose.

Birthday, bachelor party, White Elephant, pure "I saw this and thought of you" energy. The Felching King Tee hits hardest when the recipient opens it in front of people who have to pretend they don't know what it means. That's the real gift. You're not buying a shirt. You're buying a room full of uncomfortable laughter.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say?
It says "FELCHING KING" across the back of the shirt. The front is blank.

Will this offend people?
Some people, yes. That's sort of the point. Most won't know the term. The ones who do will have questions about your lifestyle choices.

What sizes are available?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Is the print on the front or the back?
Back only. You get a clean front, so you can face someone with total innocence while your back does the damage.

Does the print hold up in the wash?
Yes. DTG printing locks the color in. Your royal title stays crisp.