Felching Queen Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Felching Queen Tee from Unethical Threads slaps a filthy royal title across your back. It's a deadpan coronation for the kind of achievement nobody puts on a resume. If you know, you know.

Who actually wears this?

People with no shame and excellent taste in crude humor.

This is a gag gift that actually gets worn. It's for the person who thinks "inside joke" means something filthy that flies over most heads. Pairs nicely with the Felching King Tee if you want to be a matching set of horrible decisions.

• Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to feel like an actual garment, not a suggestion of one.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Room for everyone at this coronation.
• Crew neck, because even filth deserves a classic silhouette.
• DTG print for color that lasts through washes, dryer cycles, and the inevitable "what does that say?" encounters.
• Design on the back. You won't see it, but the person behind you in line absolutely will.

Is this actually a good gift?

It might be the best gift you've ever given someone.

Bachelorette parties, White Elephant, birthdays for the friend who thinks they've seen everything. The Felching Queen Tee works because it's specific enough to be confusing and vulgar enough to be hilarious once they figure it out. Just don't give it to your mother-in-law. Or do. We're not your parents.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the Felching Queen shirt look like?
It's a text-only design on the back of the shirt reading "FELCHING QUEEN." Clean, simple, and deeply inappropriate.

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
Back only. The design sits on the back, so you get to enjoy the reactions without seeing them.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade after washing?
The DTG print is made to hold its color through regular washing. Your commitment to the bit will last as long as the shirt does.

Is there a Felching King version?
Yes. The Felching King Tee is the companion piece for anyone who wants the matching title.