Felching Queen Tee

The Felching Queen Tee from Unethical Threads takes a spectacularly filthy act and hands it a tiara. Just the words "FELCHING QUEEN" printed front and center, no graphic necessary. The companion piece to our Felching King tee, for those who wear the crown.

Who actually wears this?

People who think the funniest joke in the room is the one half the room doesn't get. If you know what the title means, you either laughed or winced, and both reactions are exactly the point.

This shirt is a filter. It separates the people worth talking to from the ones who'd report you to HR. Wear it to a barbecue, a bar crawl, or anywhere you want to find out who your real friends are.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (the crown fits all heads)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so your royal title won't fade, crack, or peel
• Text-only design. No clipart. No safety net. Just the words.

Is this actually a good gift?

It might be the best gag gift you ever give. Bachelorette parties, white elephant exchanges, birthdays for the friend who makes the whole table go quiet at dinner.

Pair it with the Felching King Tee for the couple that truly has no shame. Matching sets for people who deserve each other in the best and worst possible way.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the Felching Queen Tee say?

The shirt reads FELCHING QUEEN across the front. No graphics, no fine print, just the title.

What sizes does the Felching Queen Tee come in?

Sizes S through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and you're good. Cold wash, tumble dry low.

Does this come with the Felching King Tee?

No, each shirt is sold separately. But the pair makes a truly unhinged couples set.