F*g Hag Or Fruit Fly Tee (BACKPRINT)

The F*g Hag Or Fruit Fly Tee from Unethical Threads puts the declaration on your back: you're that friend. The one who shows up, drinks too much at brunch, and has never once asked "but which one of you is the man?" A back-printed badge for allies who actually earned the title.

Who actually wears a fag hag shirt?

People who already know what it means. If someone has to explain "fag hag" or "fruit fly" to you, this probably isn't your shirt.

These are specific roles in queer friend groups. You're the straight friend who got adopted, not the one who showed up to Pride once for the Instagram. This tee is for the person who's been in the group chat for years, knows everyone's ex, and has strong opinions about all of it. The design sits on the back of the shirt, so people read it as you walk past. Very on-brand energy for someone who's always the last to leave.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive a thousand wash cycles and one very emotional karaoke night
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Yes, 4XL. Community means everybody.
• Crew neck. Classic. Not reinventing anything here.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that stays vivid, even after brunch mimosas get involved
• Design is on the BACK of the shirt. You've been warned.

Is this shirt offensive?

To the right people? No. To the wrong people? Probably.

"Fag hag" and "fruit fly" are in-group terms from queer culture, used affectionately between friends. If you're the person this shirt describes, you already know that. The shirt isn't punching down at anyone. It's celebrating a very specific, very real kind of friendship that's been around longer than most of the people who'd complain about it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does fag hag mean?

A fag hag is a woman whose closest friends are gay men. It's in-group slang, used with affection, not as an insult.

What does fruit fly mean?

A fruit fly is the male equivalent of a fag hag. A straight guy who runs with the queer crew. Same energy, different pronoun.

Is the design on the front or the back?

The design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on the product page for measurements.

Will this shrink in the wash?

Minimal shrinkage if you follow the care instructions. Cold wash, tumble dry low.