Fight Me I'm Retarded Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Fight Me I'm Retarded Tee from Unethical Threads is a backprint that picks a fight and forfeits in the same breath. The person behind you gets the challenge and the surrender at the same time. Peak self-sabotage, worn on the back where you can't even see it.

Who walks around wearing this?

People who've never won a fight and aren't planning to start now.

The design sits on the back of the shirt, so you're issuing a challenge to whoever's behind you while you walk away from it. The front is blank. Completely clean. The back is doing all the work, which is also a pretty accurate summary of the wearer's life.

• Heavyweight cotton. The kind that actually has some weight to it.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Room for everyone, including people who shouldn't be picking fights.
• Crew neck, because apparently that needs saying.
• DTG printed so the text doesn't crack, peel, or quietly disappear like your resolve.
• Available in black or white.

Will this actually start a fight?

Probably not.

The small print does the work of de-escalation before anything gets started. Anyone who reads the whole thing is going to laugh or walk away confused. The people who only read the big text were going to have a problem with you anyway.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?

The back. Front is completely blank. You approach people looking normal and walk away looking like a liability.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Will this shirt actually start a fight?

The disclaimer does the heavy lifting. Most people who read the whole thing laugh. The ones who don't were going to have a problem with you regardless.

Does the print fade or crack?

DTG printed, so the text holds up. Your confidence might not, but the shirt will.

What colors does it come in?

Black or white.