Fight Me I'm Retarded Tee

The Fight Me I'm Retarded Tee from Unethical Threads is self-sabotage you can wear. A threat and its own retraction, printed on the same shirt. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who talk trash and then fold. The person at the party who says something wildly out of pocket and then just stands there, fully aware of what they've done. If you've ever started something you had absolutely no chance of finishing, this shirt already belongs to you.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like commitment (something the wearer clearly struggles with)
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because at least one thing here should be classic
• DTG print, so the colors last longer than your confidence
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for the friend who always escalates and then immediately backs down. You know exactly who they are. They'll put it on and it'll just make sense.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Fight Me I'm Retarded Tee come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Fits everyone who has more mouth than follow-through.

Is this shirt offensive?

To you? Probably not, or you wouldn't still be reading. To someone at brunch? Almost certainly.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with DTG printing. The print holds up. The wearer's credibility does not.

Does it come in other colors?

Black or white. Pick your side of the self-sabotage spectrum.