Fishing and Feet T Shirt

The AAA Fishing and Feet T Shirt from Unethical Threads is for anyone who only gives two F's, and those F's are fishing and feet. Not work. Not your fantasy league. Fishing. And feet.

Who actually wears this?

Fishermen. Foot enthusiasts. The rare overlap. If you've ever cancelled plans because the bass were biting or because you just wanted to be barefoot somewhere quiet, this shirt gets you.

It's not trying to be subtle. The whole point is that everything outside of fishing and feet can wait indefinitely.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle a full day on the boat without falling apart
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because nothing experimental is happening up top
• DTG printed so the design stays vivid through dozens of washes (or one very intense fishing trip)
• Preshrunk, because we both know you're not reading care labels

Does this make a good gift?

Yes, if you actually know the person. This is not a safe gift. It's a specific gift.

Give it to the guy who texts you pictures of every fish he catches and has strong opinions about sandals. He's out there. You know exactly who he is.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the Fishing and Feet shirt say?

It says "I Only Give 2 F's: Fishing And Feet." The two F's are fishing and feet. Everything else has been deprioritized.

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.

Will the print crack or fade after washing?

No. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is embedded in the fabric. It holds up through regular washing without cracking, peeling, or fading.

Is this shirt appropriate to wear in public?

It says fishing and feet. If someone gets offended by that, they're putting in way too much effort.

Is this a good gift for someone who fishes?

If they fish and have a sense of humor, this is the move. If they fish and don't have a sense of humor, they probably need it more.