For My Next Trick I'll Need A Condom And A Volunteer Tee (BACKPRINT)

The For My Next Trick I'll Need A Condom And A Volunteer tee is an Unethical Threads back print that turns magician stage patter into something your mother would hate. The design lives on the back of the shirt so the punchline hits when you walk away. Bachelor party approved, HR department not consulted.

Who Actually Wears This?

Bachelor party guys. The friend who peaked in college but still has impeccable comedic timing.

Anyone who thinks pickup lines are funnier when they skip the subtlety entirely. If you've ever said something at a bar that made a stranger do a genuine spit-take, this shirt already belongs to you. It's stage magician confidence meets total lack of shame, and honestly, that combination has never not been funny.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes (you're welcome)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because we're inappropriate, not animals
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that actually stays sharp
• Available in black or white

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

Honestly, yes. It's the gift that says "I know exactly who you are and I'm not sorry about it."

Bachelor parties, birthday presents for that one friend, or a gag gift that ends up becoming someone's favorite shirt. It lands because it commits to the bit. No half-measures, no winking "isn't this naughty" energy. Just a full-volume inappropriate joke on your back for the world to read at their own risk.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back?
It's a back print. The front is blank, so you get the delayed reaction when people read it as you walk past.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?
No. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric so the design stays crisp through heavy rotation.

Does this come in colors other than black and white?
Currently available in black or white. Pick whichever matches your level of audacity.

Can I wear this in public?
Legally, yes. Whether your mother will speak to you afterward is a separate question.