Forgive & Forget (I'm Not God And Don't Have Alzheimer's) Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Forgive & Forget (I'm Not God And Don't Have Alzheimer's) Tee is a back print from Unethical Threads for anyone who's done the math on letting things go and decided against it. Available in black or white, because grudges pair with everything.

Who actually wears this?

People with long memories and short patience. The friend who can quote what you said at brunch in 2019, word for word. The coworker who absolutely remembers the email chain. If you've ever been called "petty" by someone who deserved worse, this is your uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton. The kind of sturdy that outlasts whatever grudge you're currently nursing.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. Grudges come in every size.
• Crew neck. Classic.
• DTG printed for color that sticks around longer than most people's loyalty.
• Available in black or white.

Is this a good gift?

Absolutely. Give it to the friend who still brings up that thing from college. Give it to yourself, because you earned it. The design sits on the back, so the person behind you gets the message without you having to turn around and explain yourself. Efficient pettiness.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?

The design is on the back. The front is blank. Whoever's behind you gets to read your policy on forgiveness.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Will this shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight cotton and DTG printed. Follow the care label and it holds up. Unlike certain people's promises.

Is this shirt offensive?

It's a shirt about holding a grudge. If someone finds that offensive, you probably already have a grudge about them.