Forgive & Forget (I'm Not God And Don't Have Alzheimer's) Tee

The Forgive & Forget (I'm Not God And Don't Have Alzheimer's) Tee from Unethical Threads is for the person who has considered the whole "be the bigger person" thing and respectfully declined. Available in black or white, because your grudge looks good either way.

Who actually wears this?

People with excellent memories and zero interest in using them for good. You know the type. They remember exactly what you said, when you said it, and they have quietly decided that moving on is for people with less conviction. If holding a grudge were an Olympic sport, this is the official team jersey.

• Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to absorb the stares from people who think you should have moved on by now.
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL.
• Crew neck, because even resentment deserves a classic silhouette.
• DTG printed for color that sticks around. Kind of like you, with that thing from 2019.
• Available in black or white.

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a great gift. If you know someone who holds grudges with the precision of an accountant doing quarterly taxes, this is the move. It says "I see you, I respect your commitment to never letting anything slide, and I got you a shirt about it." Works for birthdays, holidays, or a random Tuesday when you want to validate someone's refusal to be the bigger person.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

What colors is this available in?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your mood, which is presumably still annoyed.

Will this shirt shrink?

Follow the care instructions and it holds up fine. Heavyweight preshrunk cotton. Unlike your patience, this keeps its shape.

Is this going to offend someone?

Only people who think forgiveness is a personality trait. Everyone else will just nod.

Can I wear this to family events?

You can. Whether you should depends entirely on how Thanksgiving went last year.