Former Teenage Dirtbag Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Former Teenage Dirtbag Tee from Unethical Threads is three words stacked across the back of a shirt, and every one of them is pulling weight. FORMER claims you've changed. The other two make sure nobody believes you.

Who wears this?

Anyone who aged out of being a problem but kept the receipts.

You remember the smoking corner, the assistant principal's first name, and at least one incident that still gets brought up at Thanksgiving. You're fully employed now, maybe even responsible, but something in you lights up when someone says "remember when." The design sits on the back, which is how a reputation used to travel.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it can take a beating
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because former dirtbags come in every size
• Crew neck, no fuss
• DTG printed so the confession doesn't fade after a few washes
• Available in black or white. Pick the one that matches your record.

Does this make a good gift?

If you know someone who peaked in mischief at fifteen and is still quietly proud of it, yes.

This is the shirt for the friend whose parents have stories they refuse to tell at dinner, the one who starts sentences with "back in high school" and gets a certain look. You don't need to wrap it. They'll know exactly why you picked it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?

The design is on the back. The front is intentionally blank.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will this shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight preshrunk cotton. Follow the care instructions and it'll hold up.

What colors is it available in?

Black or white.

Is this appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work and how much your HR department already knows about you.