*NEW* Free Unc V2 Tee

The Free Unc V2 Tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone whose family group chat has discussed bail at least once. The first version sold out. This one's better.

Who actually wears this?

People who think "family reunion" and "court date" belong on the same calendar. Look, everybody's got an unc who's made some choices. This shirt is a salute to that universal truth. Wear it to the cookout, wear it to visitation, wear it to brunch with people who pretend their family tree doesn't have a few interesting branches.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle your dryer on high and whatever else life throws at it
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (yes, your big cousin is covered too)
• Crew neck, clean and simple
• DTG printed for color that stays locked in, not cracking or peeling after a few washes
• Pairs well with bail money and bad decisions

Is this actually a good gift?

It's the best gift for someone you know well enough to roast. This is not for your coworker you barely talk to. This is for your ride-or-die who will open it, laugh for thirty seconds straight, and immediately put it on. If you have to wonder whether they'd be offended, they're not the right person.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it works for everybody.

Is the print going to crack or fade?

No. We use DTG printing, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. It holds up.

What's different about the V2?

Updated design. Same energy, cleaner execution. You asked, we delivered.

Is this a good gift for someone?

If you know someone with an unc who's made some choices, this is the move. If you have to explain the joke, pick a different shirt.

Can I wear this to court?

We can't legally advise you on that. But spiritually? Absolutely.