Friends Are Like Balloons Sometimes You Blow Them Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Friends Are Like Balloons Sometimes You Blow Them Tee from Unethical Threads is a back print that lets the person behind you do all the interpreting. The words are technically innocent. Your brain is not.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked in group chat energy and decided to take it outside.

If your friend group communicates exclusively through innuendo and plausible deniability, this is the uniform. It's the shirt you wear when you want the person behind you in the checkout line to either laugh or suddenly find their phone very interesting. Walking away from people is where this tee does its best work.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a see-through napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because good jokes come in every size
• Crew neck, classic cut, nothing experimental happening up top
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay exactly where they are
• Back print design. Front stays clean for plausible deniability on approach

Is this actually a good gift?

One of the best.

This is the gift for someone you know well enough to insult with a straight face. Birthday, white elephant, "I saw this and immediately thought of you" energy. If the recipient still says "heck" instead of the real word, maybe get them a candle.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the back of the shirt say?

The back reads FRIENDS ARE LIKE BALLOONS SOMETIMES YOU BLOW THEM. The front is blank. Make of that what you will.

Is the print on the front or the back?

Back only. The front is clean, giving you a normal-looking entrance and a memorable exit.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight cotton, so follow the care instructions and you'll be fine. Cold wash, tumble dry low.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends entirely on your workplace. If your coworkers have a sense of humor, you'll be a legend. If HR has opinions, save it for the weekend.