Frostitute Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Frostitute Tee from Unethical Threads puts a full-color bootleg rap-tee graphic across your back: three snow-women in shades and beachwear, posing like they dropped the hottest mixtape of the ice age. Front is blank, back is the whole show.

Who's actually wearing this?

People who commit to a bit. The Frostitute Tee is for anyone who saw three snow-women in grass skirts and chrome lettering and thought, yes, that belongs across my shoulder blades.

It plays the same bootleg-poster format as a real vintage tour tee, big arched title up top, full photo collage underneath. Except the headliner is a snow-woman sitting on a throne in a bikini top, and the venue is a winter that clearly got out of hand.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after one wash
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Classic crew neck because some things don't need reinventing
• DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the colors stay where they belong
• Available in black or white

Does this work as a gift?

If the person laughs at the name, buy it. If they stare at you blankly, save your money.

The Frostitute Tee is a top-tier White Elephant pick and a solid way to find out who in your friend group actually gets it. It works for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion where "thoughtful" takes a back seat to "memorable."

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?

The design is on the back only. The front is completely blank.

What sizes does the Frostitute Tee come in?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

What colors is this available in?

Black or white.

Will the print hold up in the wash?

The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds up through regular washing. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it.

Is this shirt going to offend people?

That depends on your crowd's tolerance for snowman-based wordplay. There's no nudity or explicit content, just three snow-women dressed for a tropical vacation they're physically not built to survive.