Frostitute Tee

The Frostitute Tee from Unethical Threads is a full-colour graphic tee with the energy of a '90s bootleg rap poster. "FROSTITUTE" in blue chrome block letters over three snow-women rocking hula skirts, sunglasses, and full tropical vacation mode. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked in the weird shirt game and refuse to come down.

Look, the Frostitute Tee isn't subtle and it's not trying to be. It's three snow-women on a fake mixtape cover dressed for a beach they would not physically survive. This is the shirt for ugly sweater parties, white elephant exchanges, and any situation where the dress code is "questionable decisions." It reads as committed, not careless.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a suggestion of one
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck
• DTG print for colors that last, because a faded Frostitute is just sad
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It's the best kind: the kind that says "I know exactly who you are."

The Frostitute Tee works for birthdays, Secret Santa, white elephant, or just because someone in your life needs a shirt with snow-women posing on a throne like they're dropping a winter mixtape. You already know who that person is. Honestly, it might be you.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "Frostitute" mean?
It's a portmanteau. Frost plus a profession. The three snow-women in tropical outfits on the shirt should fill in the rest.

What sizes does the Frostitute Tee come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. The DTG print embeds the ink into the fabric, so the colors hold up through regular washing.

What colors does the shirt come in?
Black or white. Same design on both.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?
That depends entirely on where you work. If your office has a sense of humor, absolutely. If not, that's what weekends are for.