Fuck It You Me Off Them This Everybody Everything The World Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Fuck It You Me Off Them This Everybody Everything The World Tee from Unethical Threads is a checklist for people who ran out of patience three checkboxes ago. Every single option ticked. Printed on the back so the people behind you know exactly where you stand.

Who actually wears this?

People who've had it. With everyone and everything, specifically.

This is the shirt you put on when diplomacy has left the building and you just want your outfit to file the paperwork. The checkbox format gives it this bureaucratic nihilist energy that makes it funnier than it has any right to be. Available in black or white, because your frustration is versatile.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go transparent after two washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because contempt is one-size-fits-most
• Crew neck, classic cut, nothing experimental
• DTG printed for color that actually survives the laundry
• Back print design, so you can walk away and still make your point

Is this a good gag gift?

It's the best gift for someone who doesn't want to talk about it.

Bad week, bad month, bad year. This is the "I see you and I validate your hatred of everything" present. Skip the card. The shirt says enough.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it works for everyone who's done with everyone.

Is the design on the front or back?

The back. The full checklist is a back print, so you deliver the message as you walk away.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print holds its color. Follow the care instructions and it stays crisp.

Is this shirt actually offensive?

It has the word "fuck" on it nine different ways, so yes, probably. That's the point.

What colors does this come in?

Black or white. Same design, same energy, your call.