Fuck It You Me Off Them This Everybody Everything The World Tee

The Fuck It You Me Off Them This Everybody Everything The World Tee from Unethical Threads is a profanity checklist for people who ran out of individual targets and decided to go comprehensive. Every box checked. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who stopped pretending they're having a good day.

The type who don't aim their frustration at one thing when they could cover the whole list. This is a sarcastic graphic tee for nihilists, office burnouts, gag gift legends, and anyone who treats profanity like a to-do list. It's the funny shirt equivalent of checking "all of the above" when the form didn't offer that option.

• Heavyweight cotton that isn't going to fall apart the first time you wash it.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Rage is inclusive.
• Crew neck. Classic. No surprises.
• DTG printed for color that actually lasts, because your resentment is permanent and the print should be too.
• Available in black or white.

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a phenomenal gift. Stop overthinking it.

Bad day gift. Birthday gift for your most unfiltered friend. Retirement present for someone who mentally quit three years before the paperwork went through. The Fuck It You Me Off Them This Everybody Everything The World Tee is the rare profanity shirt people genuinely wear, because it says what they were already thinking. If you know someone who responds to small talk with nothing but a sigh, this is their shirt.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. Unisex relaxed fit, available in sizes S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this offend people?
It has the word "fuck" on it applied to every possible target. So yes. That's the point.

What colors does this come in?
Black or white. Pick whichever matches your current outlook on humanity.

Is the print going to crack and fade?
DTG printed for lasting color. It holds up through washes without falling apart on you.

Can I wear this to work?
That depends entirely on your workplace and how thick your HR file already is.