Fuck Me Like The Government Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Fuck Me Like The Government tee from Unethical Threads takes the one thing everyone agrees on and puts it on your back. Nonpartisan, crude, and somehow still a political statement. Available in black or white.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who file their taxes and feel personally violated. This shirt resonates across the entire political spectrum because no matter who's in charge, the sentiment stays accurate.

Wear it to a barbecue, a bar, or the DMV if you're feeling dangerous. The back print means you'll be halfway past someone before they read it, which is honestly the ideal delivery for this kind of joke.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves.
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL.
• Crew neck because you're making enough statements with the back.
• DTG printed for color that survives your laundry habits, whatever those are.
• Available in black or white, so you can match your mood or your outlook on the fiscal year.

Will This Offend Someone?

Absolutely. That's the entire point.

The beautiful thing about this shirt is that it offends people on both sides equally. Left, right, libertarian, whatever. Everyone's been screwed by the government, and everyone has an opinion about it. The profanity just speeds up the filtering process for you.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt political?

It's anti-government, which means it's bipartisan. Everyone hates getting screwed by the system. This shirt just says it out loud.

Where is the design printed?

On the back. The front is blank, so you look normal until you walk away. Maximum impact, minimum warning.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. The government screws everyone equally, so we size accordingly.

Is this a good gift?

If the person you're buying for has ever complained about taxes, politics, or the DMV, yes. If they work for the IRS, also yes, but with a different energy.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. The DTG print holds up through every wash. Your faith in the system will fade long before this shirt does.