AAA I'm A Slut For My Girlfriend Tee

The AAA I'm A Slut For My Girlfriend Tee from Unethical Threads is for people who treat devotion like a contact sport. If your entire personality is being dangerously obsessed with your girlfriend and you need the whole room to know it, congratulations. You found your uniform.

Who actually wears this?

People who think posting their girlfriend once a day isn't enough. The kind of person who writes essays in her comments, memorizes her coffee order from three cities ago, and still feels like they're slacking. This tee takes that unhinged loyalty offline and into public spaces where strangers have to deal with it. Honestly, it's a public service announcement.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it costs more than your dinner date
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because devotion comes in every size
• Crew neck. Classic. Nothing experimental happening here.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that keeps the color locked in wash after wash
• Soft enough to sleep in when she inevitably claims your side of the bed

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a perfect gift if you know your audience. Buy this for your partner who has no filter, your best friend who won't shut up about their girlfriend, or yourself (no judgment). If the recipient would laugh at it, you're golden. If they'd clutch their pearls, maybe grab them a candle instead.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?
It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it holds its shape.

What sizes are available?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this offend someone?
Probably. That's kind of the whole point. If you're worried about offending people, you might be on the wrong website.

How's the print quality?
DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, no fading after a few washes.

Can I actually wear this in public?
You can and you should. That's literally why it exists.