Gaslight Gatekeep Girl Boss Tee

The Gaslight Gatekeep Girl Boss Tee from Unethical Threads is the motivational poster for people whose five-year plan involves light psychological warfare. Three words, stacked. Your new morning mantra, available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone whose LinkedIn presence reads more like a threat than a profile. The Gaslight Gatekeep Girl Boss Tee is for people who get the joke because they've lived adjacent to it. They watched the hustle-culture girlboss pipeline unfold in real time and decided the healthiest response was a t-shirt, not another vision board. Pairs well with an iced coffee and an unsettlingly calm demeanor.

• Heavyweight cotton that survives your entire unhinged schedule
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you save the bold neckline choices for networking events
• DTG printed for color that outlasts most New Year's resolutions
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift. Specifically for the friend who journals with an agenda, whose "boundaries" are strategically deployed, and who you love deeply anyway. Also works for birthdays, promotions, or any occasion where you want to say "I see exactly who you are" without using those words.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the Gaslight Gatekeep Girl Boss Tee run true to size?

It's a unisex relaxed fit that runs true to size. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it holds its shape.

Is this shirt offensive?

It's one of the most recognized memes on the internet, worn ironically. If someone doesn't get it, that's a them problem.

What colors does it come in?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your moral alignment.