*NEW* Gays Eat What? Tee

The Gays Eat What? tee from Unethical Threads is exactly the shirt you think it is. A chicken. A question. A punchline that lands before anyone finishes reading. If you know, you know, and if you don't, the look on your face is half the fun.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been laughing at this joke since it first made the rounds. Pride month regulars, brunch table comedians, and anyone whose humor runs way past the line. It pairs well with mimosas and poor life choices.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a screen print on it
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL (yes, we got you)
• Classic crew neck, because nobody asked for a V-neck on this one
• DTG print, so the colors stay vivid wash after wash
• Soft enough to sleep in, loud enough to get you uninvited from Thanksgiving

Is this actually a good gift?

It's the best gift. This is the one that makes someone open the box, pause for half a second, and then absolutely lose it in front of everyone. Works for Pride, birthdays, White Elephant, or any occasion where you want to be simultaneously the favorite and the most unhinged person in the room.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the Gays Eat What? shirt run true to size?

Runs true with a relaxed, unisex fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes. Available S through 4XL.

Will this shirt shrink in the wash?

Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it holds up fine. The DTG print keeps its color too.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. We are not your HR department.

Is this shirt offensive?

To some people, absolutely. That's sort of the point. If you're shopping at Unethical Threads, you already know what you signed up for.

Can I wear this to Pride?

You'd be a legend. This shirt was practically made for Pride, cookouts, and anywhere people appreciate a solid double entendre.