Get The Flock Off Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Get The Flock Off Tee from Unethical Threads is a full-color back print featuring distressed lettering, a tattered American flag, and one very strategically placed camera pole doing all the heavy lifting. The front is blank. The back says everything. Available in black or white.

Who's this shirt actually for?

Anyone who's noticed there are more cameras than birds on their block and has feelings about it.

This is the shirt for someone who values their own business staying their own business. The design sits on the back, which means you don't even have to face whatever you're addressing. You just walk away and let the shirt handle it. It's a statement piece for people who'd rather not make statements out loud.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a tissue paper situation
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because privacy concerns come in all sizes
• Crew neck, DTG printed for color that doesn't bail after one wash
• Back print only. Front is clean. Nobody sees it coming until you leave.
• Full-color distressed graphic with blue and red lettering against a tattered flag backdrop

Is this actually appropriate to wear in public?

Technically, yes. The shirt doesn't say what you think it says.

You could wear this to a family barbecue and your aunt might squint at it for a minute, but she can't prove anything. It reads differently depending on how suspicious the reader is, which honestly says more about them than it does about you. The polite version exists for a reason, and you're using it. You're being considerate.

Frequently Asked Questions

What's on the front of the shirt?

Nothing. The front is completely blank. All the artwork is on the back.

Does the shirt actually say a bad word?

No. The shirt is perfectly innocent. Whatever you're reading into it is coming from inside your own head.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Is the print going to crack or fade?

It's DTG printed, so the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Wash inside out on cold if you want to keep it sharp.

Does it come in other colors?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your general outlook on being watched.