Get The Flock Off Tee

The Get The Flock Off Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who's looked up at a camera pole and felt their blood pressure rise. Full-color graphic on heavyweight cotton, available in black or white. It says what you mean, just politely enough to wear.

Who actually wears an anti-surveillance shirt?

People who like their privacy and have a sense of humor about losing it.

You noticed there are more cameras on your block than trees and decided to have an opinion about it instead of pretending that's normal. You don't need a tinfoil hat for this one. Just eyes, a spine, and a mild objection to being watched while you walk your dog. The red, white, and blue in the design isn't accidental, either. Some of us remember when "land of the free" didn't come with a footnote and a lens.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like an actual shirt, not a translucent napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because privacy opinions come in all sizes
• Classic crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the blues and reds stay loud without cracking or peeling
• Available in black or white. Pick your fighter.

Is this shirt actually offensive?

Technically, no.

The shirt never actually says what you think it says. If someone gets offended, they're telling on themselves, which is honestly funnier than the shirt. It's family-friendly almost-profanity with a patriotic color scheme. Grandma might squint at it, but she can't prove anything.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Get The Flock Off Tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everybody.

What colors is this shirt available in?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your mood about being watched.

Does this shirt actually say a bad word?

Nope. There are some letters, some cameras, and an American flag. Whatever word you're reading is between you and your conscience.

Will the print fade or crack?

The full-color graphic is DTG printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, no fading into a sad ghost of itself.

Is this a good gift?

If the person you're buying for has ever ranted about cameras or surveillance, this is the easiest gift decision you'll make all year. If they haven't, maybe get them a candle.